funnyshit.

msjewbooty:

how high were they when they invented pillows

“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”

(via gutsbloodandangelcake)

rockinithard:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He wouldn’t just survive, he would conquer the horror movie.

(via thedarkisee)

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

(Source: 4gifs, via the-w0rld-is-a-scary-place)

re-blogueiro:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it.

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg